OK, this is kind of old, but still good

So, my friend sent me the link to this document a while back and if you haven't seen it, you need to. Once you read it, you will understand why I am unable to come up with something clever to say about it, because honestly, there isn't a non-sequitur I could possibly craft to top this little doozy.

OK, I'll include a little teaser...

"The sound of Judge Thompson using his penis pump during trial was heard by a number of witnesses..."

Need I say more?