Accepting the new Popcrazy with open arms

Point of discussion:

Man found who was raised by chickens. I really need to do some research on the Internet about this, because basically all I know is that a man who was raised by chickens was found. I don't know where or how, but isn't that amazing? Can you imagine going on a blind date with that guy? I start talking to him, thinking I'm SO unique because I was raised abroad, and he busts out with his background as a chicken. I wonder if he still had a gender identity. Like, did he think he was a chicken or a rooster? Where do you think he stands on the "chicken or egg" discussion?

Just saw M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong's new movie, "The Village," and I have to say that I am so jealous of how well that man has branded his product. How does he make it so that people go, "Have you seen that new M. N. S. movie?" and not, "Have you seen that movie with Joaquin Phoenix in it." By the way, how much do I want Joaquin to be my new boyfriend? He's handsome to me...that insane lip-scar implies some crazy kind of manliness and all the characters he plays seem to be these really fucked up guys who have trouble expressing their feelings. Yummy. :)

That's all I have for now. This is the original L.A. Lisa, signing off...