My new boyfriend

Yeah, I know I'm not the sporty type, but I'll make an exception for Australian swimmer Ian Thorpe. Check out the photo on the right side of his website. Doesn't he look like he's from the future? I think we belong together. I mean, he's an Olympic athlete, and I've been swimming every day for, like, three weeks. (But please, when we start dating, don't refer to him as "the Thorpedo." That's too freakin' lame.)