(FYI, that's someone who writes about saints. Rosemary has just finished her second saint book.)
Celebrity Encounter: Bjork
It happened around a year ago at Chelsea Gym, mid morning. She had her stuff in the locker next to mine.
|A Photoshop reenactment of the meeting by Sarah Feuquay.
What was she wearing?
Actually, I noticed what she was wearing before I noticed it was Bjork. She had the most beautiful underwear on; it was lacy and expensive looking.
How close were you to her?
Less than a foot away.
Could you smell her? What did she smell like?
I don't remember what she smelled like; I was too focused on how much her bra must have cost.
How sure are you that it was in fact actually Bjork? And not just a look
Positive. Besides, let's face it, not many people look like Bjork.
In light of this encounter, do you think Bjork is a misunderstood genius
or just a Nordic nutjob?
I think she's a misunderstood genius with great taste in underwear.
What celebrity would most like to have an encounter with?
How has meeting Bjork changed your life?
I decided to upgrade my bras.
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