Jordan Bachrad
Freelance PA and wannabe writer

Celebrity Encounter: Freddie Prinze, Jr.

The Encounter:
I went to shoot some hoops at my local community center, and when I was finished counting all the white guys (it didn't take too long since there were only three of us) I realized that the goofy guy who looked like Freddie Prinze, Jr. really WAS Freddie Prinze, Jr.

	A Photoshop reenactment of the meeting by Lisa Beebe.

Could you smell him? Did he smell like Sarah Michelle Gellar?
You bet I could smell him. He smelled like sweat, caviar, and Aqua Velva, which is what I imagine Sarah Michelle Gellar smells like. She wasn't there, though.

How would you describe his basketball skills? Is he a team player or a ball hog?
He was definitely a team player. He was always saying "good job" and patting his teammates on the behind. He made a lot of passes, but didn't get many assists, if you catch my meaning.

Do you think Freddie has a chance at the NBA, or should he stick to acting in teen movies?
Judging by his lack of playing skills, as well as his lack of acting skills, I suggest that he enroll in a technical school and be an electrician or a plumber. Something with a future.

What celebrity would you most like to have a sports related encounter with?
I'd love to play ping-pong with Nipsey Russell.

How has meeting Freddie Prinze, Jr. changed your life?
I've learned to appreciate the little things in life.

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